MOUSTACHES...
5.FREDDIE MERCURY, Killer Queen,killer 'tache.
4.GARETH HALE, Funny man,(not haha funny.)hilarious facial hair!
3.THE CHUCKLE BROTHERS, Paul or barry, take your pick.
2.ADOLF HITLER, Mass murdering fuckhead....great tache though.
1.MING THE MERCILESS, ruler of mongo and all its moons.