I don't know about you, but i have discovered that some songs are shite. However some songs are so shite that the human brain cannot comprehend what it is, causing the brain to overload and the afore mentioned shite song becomes one of the sound tracks to your life....

Example. D.j otzi, "hey baby (ooh ahh)". This song is shite no matter what,and due to the fact that morons can join in at the "ooh, ahh" it is a shite that the brain can recognise. HOWEVER color me bads' early 90's single "i wanna sex you up" is soooo bad that in my brain it seems hilarious and thus i laugh my arse off causing me to like the song that once was shite.....Do you see?.

so here is my list of shite and so shite it's fantastic songs.

Feel free to add your own.....

1.Jeff beck,"hi ho silver lining"...Shite!
M.c hammer,"U can't touch this"...so shite it's alright.

2.Abba,"dancing queen"...shite!
Def leppard,"pour some sugar on me"... so shite it's outta sight.

3.Gerry and the pacemakers, "ferry cross the mersey"...Shite!
Gazza and the geordie boys, "fog on the tyne"...so shite it makes my night.

4.The corries, "flower of scotland"...patriotic "coo" shite.
Vanilla ice, "Ice, ice baby... so shite, that shit is tight!

5.Bill withers, " a lovley daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!"...so shite it's just not right.
Kriss Kross,"jump"... so shite that shite's just right.

EVIL NEILL.