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Don't you just hate it when your doorbell rings at the most inconvieniant time heralding the arrival of gods army of good guys.
As soon as you open the door you realised you've made a mistake,as they stand there in their heavenly white shirts,little tartan ties , black name badges and mile wide smiles beckoning you to "come unto christ"....Most people just slam the door but i find that the cowards way out....
I was raised as a mormon and thankfully i got out before they got me for good.well,i didn't get out i was kicked out for the three immortal sins.1=sex,2=drugs,3=rock and roll.However this has given me such a insight into the mormon psyche and now i use it to liberate the poor morms instead of tearing them a new one over their mind controlling nonsense...
With that in mind i have developed a game to play with them...
The purpose of the game is simple...mess with their heads.(bonus points are awarded).
Now i know some people think,"live and let live",however through personal experiance i am somewhat bitter and i think a church that takes money from kids deserves a bit of criticisim...

So,let the game begin...

1.When they knock at your door answer it in the nude...If you're a woman not only will you scare the s**t out of our virgin elders but you will also cause them to have immoral thoughts a mortal sin in itself.If you're a guy pretend to be gay, most mormons fear homosexuals or for bonus points tell one that you used to date the other.This will cause suspicion and fear in the other.

2.When they ask you about god, tell them that when you were 14 you prayed to god in regards to which church you should join.Then tell them god said you had to start your own church because all the rest were wrong.This is how their church got started.

3.Tell them that they can come in ,crank up the heating and then explain that you only have, tea , coffee or alcohol to drink because the water is contaminated.

4.If one of them is an ethnic minority (NOT WHITE) ask why they still have dark skin as they see that as a curse in the book of mormon.

5.Ask when you can get all your wives,polygamy was practised then stopped.(Eventhough allmighty god said it was cool).

6.Challenge one to a fight because if they hit you they get sent home dishonourably...The shame.

7.Tell them there was a mix up and you got sent to earth by mistake and you rooted for satan all along.

8.Pass an electric current through your door bell...Dance morms Dance!

9.Inform them that there is no archeological evidance to back up the book of mormon,for example steel is mentioned but didn't exist in the americas at that time.

10.Tell them you are not interested but you freind is and promptly send them to any one you hate...Give them a name,it really freaks the intended victim out.

You can also scratch their cars,dismantle their bikes,freak them out by calling them in the middle of the night,make them cry and get them sent home....remember it's for their own good.