2...COOPER PARK.
By day "the cooper", is a beautiful kids play park surrouned by lush greenery and tall trees.The park also has a pond on which young lovers can go boating on...but by night it's a differant story...
youths in hoodies roam the lush green grass picking fights with people who are,A=nae fae elgin,B=nae fae the right part of elgin or C=not related to them.... However if you tell the hoodie that you are his mothers cousin they tend to leave you alone....
There's a checklist below to see if you got the most out of your cooper park experiance........
1,Did you run around on the top of the spinning top whilst pissed..?
2,Did you find a young couple fumbling inside the small train in the kids adventure park.?
3,Did a tramp ask for 50p to get their bus home,whilst declaring his undying admiration for you and your "snazzy" shoes?
4,Did you get pushed in the cooper park pond.?
If you haven't experianced all these,just hang around for a while...you soon will.
midgetdad.