My last comments on Mcfly have been met with extreme hostility from a group of chav girls on my estate. The leader ,a rather large and robust girl with several soverigen rings has threatend to "smash my head" so i decided to flee to a land where the air is pure and the people are so ugly they make me feel good about myself...
I took the train, it cost too much.The refreshments were Inadequate.(no sunny d or coco pops!)and served by a man who looked like ming the merciless!.
Got there about 11 AM,and planned my day.
Now there is very little to do in Elgin so if there is anyone looking to visit here's what to do........
1-THE HIGH STREET.....Find that special antique bargin at any one of the 92 second hand shops there seem to be in Elgin....Sit on the steps of the saint giles church and people watch. It wont take long untill you spot a genuine Elgin freak.There are soooo many. The only draw back to this is either the freak will see you and assume you want to be his/her new pal or you will get piles from sitting on a cold step laughin your arse off at them....you can go into woolies and try to figure who's a customer and who's killing time...You can go into the "Urbanology" sateboard shop with a carrier bag from rival skateshop "e.s.p" and see the looks you get....
All in all the high street is a way to kill time by looking at things you have no intention of buying......
MORE TO FOLLOW>>>>>>>>>>>... if i can be botherd.
How could you forget going into the sweetie shop??? Or having a pancake at the strange "Pancake Place" which serves nowt but pancakes (sweet AND savoury, I may add...).
Or leaning over the edge of the upper floor in the St Giles centre, only to be scolded by not-so-burly security men?
Pah....call yourself a reviewer...