death threats from the speds.

MOUSTACHES...

5.FREDDIE MERCURY, Killer Queen,killer 'tache.
4.GARETH HALE, Funny man,(not haha funny.)hilarious facial hair!
3.THE CHUCKLE BROTHERS, Paul or barry, take your pick.
2.ADOLF HITLER, Mass murdering fuckhead....great tache though.
1.MING THE MERCILESS, ruler of mongo and all its moons.

Hey everyone, today we're going to play a fun game. (Not who is my daddy, and what does he do). We're gonna play let's hunt and kill Jamsey P.
Has anyone heard his song "Nookie"?.... If you have, no doubt you also loathe his smug fucking face and shitty reggae beats.
The game is easy, whoever makes it on to the nine o'clock news having hunted and killed Jamsey p,(in any way that takes your fancy) is hailed as the winner.
I for one plan to use a claw hammer......HAPPY HUNTING!

A momentous event for every man is the day when you discover your first grey hair!
Mine was discovered by my girlfriend and caused quite a panic for me. I'm only 27 by a couple of weeks and still consider myself a kid, even as i type i'm wearing a skeletor hoodie and watching the Simpsons. The problem is that now i'm gettin on should i buck up my ideas, buy a suit and start listening to middle of the road music like, "the lighthouse family", or "dido", or do i still rock out to megadeth, watch zombie films and fall over when drunk?
Maybe i'll get a sports jacket, take up golf and welcome my mid-life crisis...
No wonder Kurt Cobbain painted the walls with his brain at 27...

What better way to abase the once "alpha male" of the household than scabbily cut and paste his head over a picture of a small child. I used to fear and respect my father until the fateful day that i pasted his big moustachiod head on my younger brother's shoulders and laughed so hard a little pee came out......

Fellow Bloggers anyone you fear can be easily transformed into a comedy buffoon, Liberate yourselves.....Or just piss your dad off by showing the pictures at family gatherings...Guaranteed to lighten the mood of any funeral.

Remember the good ol' days, before your weekend was hijacked by the pub. Those saturday nights when the highlight of the weekend was watching big beefy guys and gals in spandex battle it out with "Ken", a P.E teacher from Hull or "sheila", an ombudsman from shetland...
Yes indeed, GLADIATORS was the best programme EVER!!!.

Who can forget the mayhem in the indoor arena in Birmingham, and it is due to this that i have compiled my favorite "GLAD", memories...
Feel free to share yours........

1.AWOOOOOOOOOGA!, John Fashanu's battle cry that was screamed every time a commercial break was due...

2.The travellator, Me and my younger brother were constantly being chastised by my parents for running up escalators the wrong way.

3.The Wolf, Be afraid of a fat man in a ladies swimsuit. The scariest thing was in fact his perm.

4.Shadow, huuuuuuuuuuuuuge black guy. Unbeatable when it came to fighting with the massive cotton buds...Unfortunatley he was into cocaine which may or may not have contributed to his mental staring eyes.

5.Ref john anderson. A firm yet fair man who coined many a phrase such as "You will go on my first whistle", and " Contender rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrready!".

6.A contender by the name of Wesley "2 scoops" jackson who could jump over a car.

7.Hunters girly hair.

If i was a gladiator i would definately be called, "The wonder weasle" as i am both wonderfull and weasley.